Buell(C) Service Buelletin
(Mukwonago, Wis. Aug. 7, 2023)
For immediate release.
Buell(C) Lightning owners who have removed the bitch-ass-difficult-to-live with metal support ears from their Buell(C) seat pan (in an effort to NOT have to beat on the seat in front of The Law to access the registration papers, since The Law can randomly be excitable), may find the pan deflecting during use and causing wear on the ECU-adjacent wiring loom.
Hard starting issues may result, featuring starter kickback, the trip meters reseting to zero, and momentary complete power-down of entire electrical system while cranking, which might lead owners to think the battery connectors have sh-sh-sh-shaken loose.
They are incorrect in this instance.
The support ears were not installed to make the owners’ lives difficult out of spite. It was done because Buell(C) is “Different In Every Sense”(C) and you will be reminded of this fact every day.
If owners cannot find their ears or backside anymore, or even with both hands, the recommended solution is to relieve the support web on the underside of the seat pan until the owner might find their ears to relieve them instead for easier seat removal.
It is further recommended that they also inspect the irritated loom, because we here at Buell(C) World Headquarters(keep-the-faith) suspect a short has developed, and it needs to be carefully inspected after watching the Silverstone race, the one with the very soaking-down drenched qualifying.
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Supports splitting everywhere.